Blogging in 2011

2 jan

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 3.200 times in 2011. If it were a cable car, it would take about 53 trips to carry that many people.

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All you need to know

29 nov

No need to try to figure me out. I am a true Scorpio ^^

 

Scorpio and Independence
Scorpios are fiercely independent. They are able to accomplish anything they put their mind to and they won’t give up. They are perfectly suited to being on their own. They are not social butterflies like some other zodiac signs and some actually prefer to live on their own that way there is never any issue of who controls what at home, they like to be in control.

Scorpio and Friendship
Relationships with Scorpio are always complicated, just like the person, their relationships are a series of extremes, they can even be downright moody for no apparent reason. Scorpios are known for their possessiveness and jealousy but on the other hand, they are extremely loyal. Scorpios have an excellent memory and combined with an inability to let things go, they can hold a grudge against someone who did them harm forever, in fact a Scorpio rarely if never forgives and forgets. They will even go as far as get vengeance on the person. On the other hand, they will always remember a kind gesture forever and repay it. Any kind selfless gesture done to a Scorpio will gain trust and respect which is extremely important to them in any relationship, either romantic or not. The best advice is to be honest with a Scorpio friend and in return, you will gain an amazing friend you will never forget and who will be loyal to you and never make false promises. Their truthful and shocking sense of humor if different than that of any other zodiac sign and the Scorpio makes an amazing, powerful interesting friend that can be trusted.

Scorpio and Business
Scorpios make excellent doctors, surgeons, scientists and leaders, they are perfectly suited to any form of business that makes a difference in the world, greatly impacts people and society and a most importantly, Scorpio has to be in a power position, this is why these careers are suited to the Scorpio, they all demand one person in supreme control giving orders and leading a unit of people/practices. In business, Scorpios tend to easily gather wealth, they make very wise business decisions and they are very conservative about spending their money. Scorpios are known for making money and hiding it, they will not announce it due to to fear that others will take the same route and becoming a possible competitor, or worse try to use the Scorpio to their advantage to use them for their money.

Scorpio and Temperament
Scorpios are extremely ambitious, persistent and determined which is shown through a power hungry, controlling attitude. Not in a stubborn sense however, because a Scorpio will work for what they want and control will justified reasons. This is obvious to any onlooker. A Scorpio never gives up, they are so determined to reach their goal. The key to this success is their flexibility. They are able to re-survey a situation and take a different approach if necessary. This makes them very adaptable and versatile. Scorpios are fierce competitors, combined with their powers of observation and their excellent memory, they will recall facts and when necessary, bring them to the table at the time of need. They will win justly, with proper facts and arguments to support their thoughts and opinions. Scorpios are excellent at restoring order to a chaotic situation and they are just as capable of manipulating for their own greed and benefit. The un-evolved Scorpio is a very dangerous person because they use their powers to benefit only them and step on other people in order to satisfy their own greed.

Scorpio Deep Inside
Scorpio is the most misunderstood of all astrology signs. They are all about intensity and contradictions. They like to be aware of a situation and always know what’s going on, figuring this out with their probing mind, on the other hand, they are interested in the occult, the paranormal, conspiracy theories and other types of similar unknown mysteries. They are very capable of hiding their true feelings and motivations, they often have ulterior motives or a hidden agenda.
Scorpios are all about control, they need to be in control at all times. To be out of control is very threatening, even dangerous to the Scorpio’s psyche, when they control, they feel safe.
Scorpios are very emotional, their emotions are intensified, both good emotions and bad. Negative emotions of jealousy and resentment are hallmarks of this turbulent astrology sign. On the other side, Scorpios are well known for their forceful and powerful drive to succeed and their amazing dedication. Scorpios are constantly trying to understand their emotions through finding a deeper purpose in life.
Scorpios are very intuitive, but not as in a psychic sense, more as intuitive into the human mind, they have a great understanding of the mystery and the power of the human mind.
Scorpios have a fear of failure which they keep hidden extremely well, should their confrontation not be successful, or their career fail, they will simply use their adaptive skill to quickly move and and leave the bad experience behind. Do not ever expect them to fess up or share their tale with anyone however because this shows signs of weakness and Scorpio always wins, they are always the self-proclaimed best! One of the reasons they seem like they always accomplish their goals is because they set tangible short-term goals that they know they can accomplish, they know what they are capable of and this is what they go for.
Scorpios are very wary about trusting anyone, a person needs to gain their trust and this gets built up over time and once all the ‘trust tests’ have been passed, Scorpio loves deeply and intensely. Underneath the cool exterior, energies and emotions are constantly flowing but the Scorpio deals with this be channeling this into useful activities, hobbies, relationships or a career. This is never apparent to the outside observer but knowing this fact explains why Scorpios are so passionate about whatever it is that they are undertaking. Scorpios have powerful instincts and they trust their own gut feeling which is another reason why a Scorpio seldom fails.
The ongoing lesson in life for those born under the Scorpio zodiac signs, is to channel their powerful energy into positive goals and not succumbing to the darker forces in life such as manipulation and greed, they will then have great success in their life and have a clean, happy conscience and a circle of friends they can trust and hold dear to them.

Scorpio in a Nutshell
Scorpio is the astrology sign of extremes and intensity. Scorpios are very deep, intense people, there is always more then meets the eye. They present a cool, detached and unemotional air to the world yet lying underneath is tremendous power, extreme strength, intense passion and a strong will and a persistent drive. Scorpios have a very penetrative mind, do not be surprised if they ask questions, they are trying to delve deeper and figure things out and survey the situation. They always want to know why, where and any other possible detail they can possibly know. Scorpio’s are very weary of the games that other people try to play and they are very aware of it. Scorpios tend to dominate and control anyone that lets them, or anyone that they find weak. The person that a Scorpio respects and holds close to them is treated with amazing kindness, loyalty and generosity. On the outside, a Scorpio has great secretiveness and mystery. This magnetically draws people to them. They are known to be controlling and too ambitious but only because they need control for this makes them feel safe.

What it’s Like to Date a Scorpio Woman
Scorpio woman is very emotional, very demanding and very demonstrative. She is full of flair and intrigue, a fascinating woman that the strong A-type personality male will adore, for she presents the right amount of challenge with the right amount of rewards. The Scorpio woman is the ultimate seductive, flirtatious woman. She won’t give a man her heart very easily because she is weary of trusting another person. The man will have to go through a series of ‘mental testes’ in order for the relationship to get solid and close. She may not show it, but she wants a close committed relationship. In order for this, the man has to be trusted, has to be affectionate and never try to control her. She is very possessive but the Scorpio woman is so full of mystery, sensuality and passion that most men do not mind being possessed by her.

How to Attract Scorpio
Never be fake with a Scorpio, they can see it a mile away. Be genuine with your comments and listen to them attentively, (they always have something interesting to say so this is never a problem!) Do not try to hide things from them or tease them, they always have to know what is going on. Remember, they are the only ones that are allowed to tease and present the mystery and intrigue! They like frankness and honesty, speak your mind they will respect that. Scorpios are interested in almost all activities, so finding something to do should never be a problem. They are unpredictable and could change course of the date mid-way though so take these last minute changes with a smile and try something different. They like people who are not afraid to ditch a plan and try another. In conversation, do not tell them that their opinions are wrong or shoot them down, they are too proud for this and even if it is a joke, they might not take it with the humor that you meant. Never try to control them but do not be the damsel in distress either, they like strong, real people with driving ambitious personality like theirs.

Vroegâh, toen de snor en maillots nog hip waren.

6 sep

Hey hallo! We gaan even terug naar die goede oude tijd. De tijd waarin er nog niet zoveel foto's gemaakt werden als tegenwoordig. Maar om de foto's díe gemaakt zijn moeten we vaak lachen. Waarom? Het komt door de mode van toen. Wedden? Kijk maar...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Check die jas. En die snor van pa.

Zo fashionable.. Het interieur van mijn tante al helemaal! Om maar niet te beginnen over sokken in open schoentjes..

Oompje. Geniale spijkerbroek. Inclusief Fleece trui.

Toen waren verjaardagstaarten nog spannend! En maillots nog hip #fail

En last but not least: de kapsels. Lin en ik bij opa op schoot. Kapsel bloempot. Maar....

...toen we eenmaal ouder werden, ging het kapsel richting type fonteintje.

Toch blijft het schattig. Ik ben benieuwd hoe we over 20 jaar naar onze foto’s van nu kijken. Tot die tijd lekker foto’s blijven schieten! DOEI!

 

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That’s it. I quit.

28 aug

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Deze ezel heeft haar hoofd gestoten. En hard ook. Half december 2010 besloot ik namelijk weer te gaan roken. Was het omdat ik op de prachtige Yasawas eilanden van Fiji was? Of was het omdat ik de week ervoor in een dronken bui al lichtelijk tegen die steen aan gelopen was? Ik weet het niet. Wel weet ik dat het dom was. Dom omdat ik al 1,5 jaar gestopt was. Dom omdat ik daar zo gelukkig mee was. En vooral dom omdat ik wist dat ik wéér door dat hele traject heen zou moeten als ik opnieuw zou besluiten te stoppen.

En op dat punt ben ik nu aangekomen. De vorige keer wist ik niet wat ik kon verwachten. Het was mijn eerste poging en dat lukte! Het stoppen zelf dan hè. Het volhouden bleek een ander verhaal te zijn. Ik moet dus weer aan de bak. Deze ezel heeft nog hoofdpijn van die eerste klap tegen de steen en is niet van plan daar weer tegenop te knallen..

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Natuurgeweld

26 aug

Ik werd vanmorgen wakker en waande me weer even in de Roerdompstraat 18 jaar geleden. Ik was 7 of 8 jaar en lag onder mijn David de Boskabouter dekens te huilen omdat het zo ongelofelijk hard regende dat ik dacht dat het door mijn ramen heen zou komen. Een paar minuten later werd het licht en tegelijkertijd hoorde ik een keiharde klap. Mijn raam vloog in stukjes mijn bed op. Binnen een paar seconden stond moeders aan mijn bed en sleurde me mee naar de bovenburen. Ik had geen idee van wat er aan de hand was, maar mijn stoere oudere bovenbuurmeisjes stonden te huilen, dus het moest wel erg zijn.

Dat is dus het moment geweest waarop ik mijn angst voor onweer ontwikkelde. Aan de overkant van de straat was er een bolbliksem door de bovenverdieping van een rijtjeshuis heen geraasd. Ik woonde helemaal aan de andere kant van de straat op 3 hoog en zelfs bij ons vlogen de ramen eruit. Oma is naar ons toe komen fietsen (Joost mag weten waarom, de gek) en meer herinner ik me eigenlijk niet. Behalve dat we gezellig kaarsjes aan hadden omdat alles er natuurlijk uit lag.

Jaren daarna ben ik elke keer mijn bed uit gegaan als het onweerde, om beneden op de bank te gaan zitten als daar iemand was. De laatste jaren ben ik er vanaf. Geen idee hoe ik dat gedaan heb, maar ik kan nu gezellig achter het raam gaan zitten om naar het natuurgeweld te kijken.

Vanmorgen werd ik dus wakker van een onwijs harde klap. Het leek wel alsof het huis meeschudde. Ik open Twitter en ik zie daar dezelfde gedachtes voorbij komen: “De wereld vergaat”, “Is het alweer avond?”, “Het is oorlog buiten!”. Ik heb even liggen luisteren en door mijn mini-zolderraampje naar buiten gekeken. Toch heb ik me uiteindelijk gewoon omgedraaid en ben verder gaan tukken. Stoer hè, dat durf ik wel. Ook al heb ik David de Boskabouter niet meer om me te beschermen..

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Boeng oud, part II

25 jul

Om nog even terug te komen op mijn vorige bericht: ik herinnerde me later pas weer deze commercial van Douwe Egberts. En hij blijft geniaal!

Boeng oud

21 jul

Ik word oud mensen. Nu hoor ik je schreeuwen: “Oud? Je bent nog maar 25! Zeur niet!”. En ja, je hebt gelijk. Alles doet het nog, ik ben nog niet dement, kan nog gewoon fietsen (mijn conditie vergeten we even) en geniet ook echt nog wel van een KinderSurprise op z’n tijd.

Maar als het gaat om het ontcijferen van de ‘slang’ van 16-jarigen ben ik gewoon een overgrootoma. Waarom? Mijn broertje is 16 en zit op Twitter. Daar zie ik geregeld woorden voorbij komen die ik moet Googlen voordat ik weet wat er gezegd wordt. Loop ik dan achter? Oordeel zelf maar.

  • Guykie
    Gozer, jongen, dude, vent
  • Lobi
    Liefde 
  • Pokoe (ook wel geschreven als poccoe, maar heb het geGoogled en het is toch echt pokoe)
    Liedje, nummer 
  • Ossel
    Huis, thuis
  • Dagga
    Slapen
  • Snef (soms ook gerro of tabakka)
    Sigaret
  • Akabaka
    Nog steeds geen idee.. Op Google kom ik steeds bij India terecht, maar gok dat het daar niets mee te maken heeft. 
  • Brokko
    Brak zijn
  • Lauw, flex, boeng, chill
    Spreekt wel voor zich toch? Relax dus.
Dus nu we de vrije vertaling hebben van deze woorden (met dank aan Google), kan ik zeggen dat ik een flexe snef gerookt heb, brokko ben en een lauwe daggasessie gezet heb in mijn osso. Ik luister trouwens naar een chille pokoe terwijl ik dit schrijf.
Ik probeer me ook te herinneren welke ‘slang’ wij vroeger gebruikten, maar ik weet het niet meer. So help me out vriendjes en vriendinnetjes van 10 jaar geleden! En Coen, mocht ik nog iets uit jouw vocabulaire vergeten zijn: vul maar aan!
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